1. Don't bum cigarettes off older men dressed entirely in green.
2. Claire gets carded. Always.
3. Never stuff friend in trunk of sedan at 4 a.m. on a thursday night.
4. Don't do lines off your iPhone. Cocaine in your battery is not covered by AppleCare.
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