rubber donuts

DO NOT attend snow-tubing day at your high-school.

"SPORT NOT FUN D:"

-c.

careful

DO NOT stare at man on metro with facial mole. He gets touchy.

you laike mai mole ?

The flood.

DO NOT attempt to shower stoned.

Seizures and/or drowning will ensue.

"TU MACH WATER!"

-c.

stay in skewl

DON'T call in sick two days in a row.


DO watch skins all day if you do.

xx

L

more life lessons from michael ferrier

"WINE IS NEVER CHEAP"
-michael ferrier

photo : luna malka

the quest.

Do not waste an entire house party searching for tangerines as part of elaborate "quest".

-c.

REDUNDANCE

once this has been said several weekends in a row, you start to be concerned.


"LUNA, PUT ON PANTS."

which relates to life lesson number ten :


10. Tights are not pants. No matter how drunk you are.

shoutout 2 tha cupcake hat

"Never persist to say that something happened when it becomes obvious it definitely did not"

so much luv

example :

guy 1 :"i totally banged that chick last night."

guy 2 :"dude, she says it never happened."

guy 1 :"that's because she doesn't wanna seem like a slut..."

*girl shows up*

guy 1: "hey babe. last night was fun, right?"

girl 1 : "shut the fuck up, creep. i met you once."

african brainstorm on a monday

1. Don't bum cigarettes off older men dressed entirely in green. 

2. Claire gets carded. Always.




3. Never stuff friend in trunk of sedan at 4 a.m. on a thursday night.




4. Don't do lines off your iPhone. Cocaine in your battery is not covered by AppleCare.

OHAI

these are our life lessons - please, learn from our mistakes.


xo


L

this is definitely one of them...