rubber donuts

DO NOT attend snow-tubing day at your high-school.

"SPORT NOT FUN D:"

-c.

careful

DO NOT stare at man on metro with facial mole. He gets touchy.

you laike mai mole ?

The flood.

DO NOT attempt to shower stoned.

Seizures and/or drowning will ensue.

"TU MACH WATER!"

-c.

stay in skewl

DON'T call in sick two days in a row.


DO watch skins all day if you do.

xx

L

more life lessons from michael ferrier

"WINE IS NEVER CHEAP"
-michael ferrier

photo : luna malka

the quest.

Do not waste an entire house party searching for tangerines as part of elaborate "quest".

-c.

REDUNDANCE

once this has been said several weekends in a row, you start to be concerned.


"LUNA, PUT ON PANTS."

which relates to life lesson number ten :


10. Tights are not pants. No matter how drunk you are.